the door rings, hippo slippers get kicked off
it's Burt, the chimney sweep from Mary Poppins, but the French version !
apparently, we should have this shiny metal thing below cleaned out once a year
it goes into a column all the way up to the tippy top of the apartment (3 stories above)
i cannot say that it's been cleaned recently
so "Burt" comes in, removes the metal pipe and pulls out a dead pigeon and a dead quail
um...disgusting !
i think he was trying to convince me that his company was the best and cheapest
blah... blah... blah...
i didn't care - i was convinced
just clean that thing !
our hot water heater works like this
you see the fire?
hence the need for a "chimney"
so, he goes to get his singing and dancing props...
i mean, he gets his chimney sweeping broom thingy
and attaches about 5 or 6 extensions to clear it all the up to the roof
i, the American country girl, am impressed, and
he definitely likes that he's got a newbie in the audience
below is about 5 pounds (2 1/4 kilos) of pure disgusting
i'm sure you found the pigeon feet
anywho, this house-bred, country gal learned a lot today about apartments
and it solidified my hypothesis about the stupidity of the pigeon race
i hope you are not too grossed out
it's pretty funny
love from an apartment in Nice with a very clean, pigeon-free chimney,
Linz